Friday, May 16, 2008

SELLING SLAVE

Tired of doing work and sweating in the fields white folks? Too lazy to do it yourself?
Buy a slave today. They will work and do all of it for you. They will tend to your every need and if they don't listen... Whip them! Take them and make them listen. Train them and make them obey.

To buy a slave goes to Mulberry Street and buy one now!

Children: $5 each
Will be harder to handle, but will work for you for a longer time and also costs less.



Adults: $10 each
They are full grown and strong enough to do all the work you assign to them. They will need much less attention than the younger ones because there imagination is less complex.

1 comment:

Ms. Sackstein said...

Brilliant... funny, catchy and informative... you may want to add a little more information and proofread.